found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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