He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?