Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
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He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
We're too hungover to prance.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.