Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM