would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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