u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
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I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?