you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
dude. I can hear the air.
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