Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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