weddingsv make me drug and hornr
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.