I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months