He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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