It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
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It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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