Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
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Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
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he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
please don't ironically join a cult
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