Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job