No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later