OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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