Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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