I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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