Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
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There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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