It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Randomize
