he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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