Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
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We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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