She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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