I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
There's even glitter on my cock...
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