yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
just found the deal breaker
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type