I don't think brook has ever known best
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?