Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.