Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS