I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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