if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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