then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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