I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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