But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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