Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
23 People Confess Why They Don’t Talk To Their Best Friend Anymore
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
These 17 Delivery Dudes Suck At Their Jobs But Are Winning At Life
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
what food is Colorado known for?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night