He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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