dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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