I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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