i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
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I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
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Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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