i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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