just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
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go home
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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