508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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