that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
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Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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