Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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