I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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