That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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