But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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