Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
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I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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