: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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