For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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