its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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