I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Sober January is a disaster.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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