Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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