? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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