you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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