my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
home. puking in laundry basket.
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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