it's too hot outside to masturbate.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
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She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Two words: nipple clamps
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