Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
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Another day, another engagement, another cat
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag